I get that my love of wigs might seem strange to some, but I really did see it as a little quirk, maybe an eccentricity if you will. It may be weird, but it's not intervention- or even therapy-worthy. It's not like I'm Star Jones or Wendy Williams. Apart from certain major holidays or bachelorette parties, you're seeing my real hair.
Then, the other day, shortly after I posted about Halloween, this -- no joke -- arrived in my e-mail inbox:
Hi!
I am the Associate Producer for the new TLC series that is showcasing serious and dedicated collectors and passionate enthusiasts of all kinds. We will follow the individuals on their pursuits for the next great piece, or delve into their world as they teach us what it is that drives their passion.
I came across your article about your wigs, and wanted to discuss the possibility of appearing on our show.
Let me know your thoughts!
Since it was Halloween, I thought it might be a joke. However, I checked out the production company mentioned in the e-mail signature, and it seemed legit. Never one to let even the oddest opportunity pass me by, I wrote back. If curiosity really did kill the cat, I don't know how I made it past pre-school.
Hi,
I'd love to hear more about the opportunity.
Laurel
Do I really want to be known as someone obsessed with wigs? Probably not. Apart from the damage done to my reputation, the party invites would probably dry up. Or, I might start getting invited to a whole different set of parties, and since hoarders scare the crap out of me, it would be awkward, to say the least. Here's the next piece of correspondence:
Hi Laurel
Well, our pilot aired over the summer and was such a big hit, that TLC bought it for a season.
We are the hunt for someone who extremely passionate about wigs.
how large is your collection? Do you wear one everyday?
Here's where I bowed out. My earlier concerns aside, I'm just not the level of collector they need, and I can't lie to anyone affiliated with the network that produces Kate Plus Eight. They'd probably sic some of those Duggar kids on me, and I'd be repenting or procreating far more than I ever planned. That, or again, I'd run the risk of being stuck with hoarders. I wrote back:
I don't think I'm the serious collector you're looking for. I'm more the amateur that enjoys the novelty of it all. Thanks for contacting me! I wish I could have been of more help.
Laurel
On the down side, I've missed my second chance at being on reality television in three months (story to come). On the plus side, if you do know someone who is obsessed with wigs, or come to this blog solely to hear me talk about fake hair, I just might have someone you should meet.