My Yard is so Bad
"How bad is it?" you might ask.
My yard is so bad, it's not just the lawn that has weeds. Even the street in front of my house has weeds. How I managed to have weeds in asphalt is completely beyond me.
It's almost enough to make a girl throw in the towel. Oh wait, the laissez-faire strategy to yard work is what got me here in the first place.
I'm sure the city and the guy who has to check my water meter love me.