Super Models Have it Rough

Thanks to Cosmo (a gift subscription, I promise, and something I never would have read apart from the oh-so-ridiculous cover blurb "An Orgasm Almost Killed Her: We Are Not Kidding"), I have discovered the top three reasons I will never look like Victoria's Secret swim suit model Marisa Miller -- apart from genetics and an aversion to exercise, of course:

According to Marisa, one must "cut out soda, salt and booze. They cause bloating, so don't have them before you have to get into a swimsuit."

Oh, Marisa. Sure, you have a life of exotic travel, money and fabulous clothes, but a life withou Diet Coke and red wine? I don't think so. And no salt? Salt is a wonder. Have you ever had the bread at Macaroni Grill? The one covered in sea salt? And don't even get me started on kosher salt. Add kosher salt to a little olive oil, and I would probably eat in on anything. In fact, I find it makes green vegetables and anything whole wheat that much better ...

So, if the choice is soda, salt and booze or bathing suits, my vices are going to win (as per usual). And I think that's the way it should be.