Which is Worse?

A) The fact that despite an M.A. (yes, it's in English, but still),the only job that's available, I'm qualified for and pays above minimumwage involves waiting tables at someplace called the Tilted Kilt.

or

B) The fact that I'm fairly positive this 29-year-old body couldn't get past the front door at the in-person-only interview.

or

C)That I'm far more bothered by B than A. (I know, I know, I'm angryenough at myself. I'd much rather be regarded for my intelligence thanabilities than as a sexual object, but I still can't help but want a smokin' bod -- without diet or exercise -- and a seat on the Supreme Court. Oh, the conundrums of womanhood.)