Coffee Talk

I haven't been able to put together many intelligent thoughts today, and I think it might have something to do with the fact that I'm still reeling from a conversation I had earlier:Setting: StarbucksMe: (Approaching the table with my tall drip coffee) Is that the skim milk you have there?Stranger: (Holding a large silver pitcher) No, it's the non-fat milk. Sorry.At the risk of sounding too much like Britney Spears in a particularly embarrassing and widely circulated video out take from her series "Chaotic" - huh?I guess this is how the universe repays me for dissing the thesaurus yesterday.