When You Know You're in a Rut...

"This episode of 'Matlock' again!?!? I feel like I just watched the senior citizen seer-suckered super hero get Darlene off for the back alley knifing of her live-in boyfriend Wayne... Well, at least the mailman's here. I better peek to make sure I can check the mail and avoid awkward hallway small talk with all of my neighbors, especially while I'm still wearing my bathrobe and knee high socks."